So last night while dressing for work I found myself listening to the news. I abhor the news. Seriously. I think anchors are the silliest looking people on the planet and take themselves too seriously. I'll read the paper, in fact I've actually gotten into the habit of reading at least one issue of The Toronto Star per week now (usually on the ( Read more... )

tweekie says:
i'm watching a documentary on woody harrelson's bus trip across the US for a greener society

Quatar says:
lol

tweekie says:
this guy just choked on a huge inhale of pot

tweekie says:
it was worth watching just for that

I would like to thank you, yet again, for your brilliant insight into the world of lesbianism. More specifically, the world of lesbianism lived through fictitious and inexplicably well-off lesbians (though they never appear to actually work, just fuck ( Read more... )

*blinks, repeatedly*

So I'm about 15 minutes through the new season of Beauty and the Geek (hey, we all have our stupid vices), and I'm pretty sure this'll be the worst one yet ( Read more... )

... does anyone else think that Shia LaBeouf looks like young John Cusack from Sixteen Candles?

Maybe I'm just crazy. Or maybe I just need justification for thinking he (both) is cute.

My proof:


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I'm concerned that almost every canadian website I visit is warning me of how many people in Ontario unknowingly have HepC. I watch tv, the commercials already taught me this. Does this mean I have HepC? Is the universe trying to tell me something? I don't watch enough tv, so it's branching out into the internet ( Read more... )

Laser Cats

SNL has its moments. Rare moments. Very rare moments.

First, you mess around with your schedules, I can't watch Sugar anymore before work. You suck.

Second, you move Grey's Anatomy to Thursday, which means I have to set the vcr to record it, and I never remember to set it and thus have missed the last three episodes! You suck, squared ( Read more... )

Every episode of Canada's Worst Driver makes me cringe.

GET OUT OF MY NEIGHBOURHOOD YOU BAD DRIVERS!!

(and how can you not find the post office? There are like 4 streets here, and I'm on the next one. Seriously. So get out of my neighbourhood!)

I forgot to alter my clock on the vcr for daylight savings time.

I now have the latest episode of The O.C. instead of Grey's Anatomy. I haaaaaaaaaaaaaate The O.C.. Granted, the blonde guy has gotten all super hot in his chiseled body and adult roughed-up face. But still! Ew!

(We'll just ignore the fact that I watch Laguna Beach, however).